I love the Meat Market Book

Our ward directory has many silly names. We all like to make fun of it, and jokingly go through it with red marker. Well I've been staring at it for months now, trying to memorize names, and I just barely came upon the funniest thing in the book. Here is a common exerpt from many ward directories across the globe.

This directory is to be used only for Church purposes and shall not be copied without the permission of the bishop or stake president.

Then beneath it...as only a single's ward would do, it says...

Church purposes do include eternal progression and preparation to enter the highest degree of the celestial kingdom.

If you don't find this funny, think about it. When you get it and start peeing your pants, just know I'm still laughing at it, and its been a couple days.